Wifi-inator date listed: January 18, 2016 Price: 59,999.99
have you ever wanted to just have the phone sign in and not yourself? do you want to go anywhere with a full connection? then this Ben Industries wristband that automatically connects to the internet might be the product for you. there are many benefits to this product, like: you will even have a connection in outer space. it will also look like a bracelet that is diamond budded* and gold plated. you will become RICH if you sell this, you wont even have to kill you neighbor for his money
but you might have to kill him to buy it, this is why prices can be changed. if you are lucky, there will be a discount, 50% off! and even better, its virtually indestructible. you can try all you want to destroy it, but it wont! to add something to all the other things is that its only 5 years old! I know 10 year olds who cant connect phones to the internet. but of course, you can buy one in Walmart or Best-Buy. but if you buy it from me I will include an iPhone 4 with no extra charges! you don’t want to be the only one without it! call me at (306)111-1111 Gmail me at fabulousfabulizer@gmail.com.
*why its so expensive